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Sunday, March 21, 2010

"What is Gachimuchi?" according to Rev (short version)

Gachimuchi videos are basically the Japanese equivalent of YouTube Poop, known as MAD videos. These videos are fanmade by the denizens of Nico Nico Douga (a.k.a. Japanese YouTube)and are based off of homosexual pornographic films starring Billy Herrington, a leading figure in this trend since it was originally the films he starred in that got the attention.
In the original films the actor(s) would sputter lines that could/would sound like words in Japanese. Take for example Billy, the 'mascot' of these films. In one scene he says, "You got me mad now." The Japanese, limited in the English language (no offense intended), hear this as "Yugamineena" (say them both aloud, they do sound alike).

Yugamineena, being an entirely different set of words (it means "You are not distorted" by the way), would provide entertainment for the denizens of Nico Nico. One thing led to another, and now you have this trend.

(Longer, more detailed version coming soon!)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Playing with fire 2 - Bo and Billy conversation

Playing with fire 2 - Bo and Billy conversation
Released : 2001
Director : Thor Stephens
Music : Rock Hard
Studio : All Worlds Video


Starring :
Billy Herrington - Aniki - BH
Bo garret - Choro~n - BO
Cameron Sage - Ikeda - IK
Steve Cassidy - Tortoise - TO
Eric Evans - Ebihara Ebizou - ER
Frank Towers - Izumi Deikapurio - FT


Billy is sitting in his office checking some documents
*knocking*
BH - Come in
[Bo appears]
BO - Hey bro, what's happenin'?
BH - Hey, come on in. Close the door.
BO - sure.
[Bo sitts on the chair]
BH - Bo! What the hell are you doing here? I told you
last time you came by the station drunk as all
hell - not to come by!
BO - Hey can I come by to my big bro once in a while? God,
I mean... I'm not drunk now, smoked a few... But just
came by to say hey
BH - So let me guess what the problem is this
time - dinero.
BO - It's a loan! (Choro~n!) Come on, I'm good for it.
You know me, I got a job doing a...
BH - You know what bro? Just kill that right now because
you know what, you're always getting these bullshit jobs
that never materialize,ok? And you need to get that
crap off your arms, those cartoon figures, they're
not cutting it. I can get you a job at the cadet program,
be fighting fires, you'll love it.
BO - I love fire... I love fire ... I, I , I just, I, it
fascinates me! I, I can't help it. It's like...the
colours, you know ... I uh...it turns me on .. he he,
it does, I don't know why but it does.
BH - Listen man, I gotta lay something on ya I wanna talk
to you... Something thats been bothering me.
BO - Here we go, another big brother lecture again


Meanwhile in the corridor of the fire station :

IK - Watch where you're going, fag boy!
TO - Why don't you get fucked? 'Cause everyone in the
station already had a piece of your ass.
FT - HEY,HEY,HEY Cameron! The chief is right there.
FT - C'mon honey you want me to fuck you in the ass?
C'mon c'mon!
IK - Shut up fuck head.
*points at Steve*
IK - And you! you better watch yourself dude, because
you're fucking playing with fire with me! Let's go.

Back to the Billy and Bo conversation

BH - Bo... What I'm trying to say is... Bro... It's me, I want to talk to you about me bro.
BO - You?! What's wrong with brother? You can tell me, whats wrong?
BH - Well...do you rememeber the time we were hanging out and we got drunk, and I started telling you about... about those feelings.
BO - What? The gay stuff?
BH - Well, to tell you the truth it's these fantasies I was telling you about... I'm having them more and more, and uh... They're really turning me on... Like the other day, I was in the shower and I was fantasing about everybody else in the shower and we were beating off together, and... I like it. You know, the other night one of the boys was sleeping and I... Reached out to play with his dick
BO - Sex is sex! Guys, girls, heh, doesnt matter. Feels good! It's natural, don't worry about it, it's ok.
Someone knocking at the door
BH - Listen, nobody , nobody must know about this, you understand? So keep your fucking mouth shut, I'm serious.
BH - Come in.
Steve enters the office.

TO - Hey chief, sorry to bother you and your company but we've got a scheduling problem we need to talk about.
BH - Steve, this is my little brother - Bo. He was just leaving.
BO - I was? Pleasure to meet you-
TO - Sorry, I'll come back in a bit.
BH - No no no, no big problem just give me 15 minutes.
TO - Cool.

Steve leaves the office.

BO - Now there's an ass I wouldn't mind fucking, you know what I mean.
BH - Well, that's the new cadet. He's gay, and he's been catching a looooot of flak around the station from all the other guys too about it because he's cool outta the closet.
BO - Hey big bro, you and I should take him up on the roof and show him twenty inches of pleasure, you know what I'm saying, hm?
BH - Yeah, right. You know what? You keep your fucking grubby hands off of him, and get out, and make sure you leave through the back
BO - Shut your fucking mouth!We share the same blood! Don't pull this fucking high and mighty shit with me, You've been this way ever since you became a fireman. Mr big shot firechief, you hate it when things burn. Always trying to save the world, well save the world bro, save the world.
BH - You know what dude? You just dialed the wrong number.Ok? You wanna fuck with me? You're a fucking psycho, ok? Get of the dope, get of the booze, and I dont give a fuck what you do, but for now, get the fuck out.
BO - Fuck you. I don't need your fucking shit anyway, big brother.

Bo leaves

At the fire station, Steve and Billy goes somewhere and talk with Cameron who is in the way
IK - Hey chief
BH - hey whats up bro?
Ik - I just saw your brother... in the back of the station with one of our jackets on, and ... well.. he wasn't wearing any pants.
BH - Son of a bitch.

Steve walks to Cameron
TO - Yo, what's this? Stupid (braider? Rater? I don't know...)



ER - Hey chief,
BH - Hey whatsup?
ER - Well the arson department faxed over our match on the partial finger prints found. Has any DNA come up on that white slimy stuff?
BH - No do me a favor though, take the fax, put it on my desk in my office and I'm gonna go upstairs to work out some bad tension, I need to be alone for a bit.
ER - Sure chief, I'll let everyone know to stay clear of the roof
BH - Thanks alot
ER - ok

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The gachimuchi cast

The gachimuchi Cast :
Billy Herrington - Aniki
Van Darkholme - TDN(Tadano) Kosugi
Danny Lee - Kazuya Kiyoshi
Cameron Sage - Ikeda

Steve Cassidy - Tortoise Fujioka

Duncan Mills - Kamada Gosaku ( )
Mark Wolff - Biorante Ikaria

Nick Steel - jounouchi yuu ni
Anthony Capriati - Inoue Kaburera ( )